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Frasier:
Your mother still in town?
Roz:
In town, in my apartment, and when I left this morning, in my refrigerator,
smelling my milk.
Roz:
How's five sound?
Frasier:
Five? Your mother's ready for dinner at five?
Roz:
I keep her on Wisconsin time, that way she's in bed by eight.
Martin:
The chef sent it over with his complements.
Frasier:
I wonder what his insults are like.
Bonnie:
You must be Frasier, the big radio star. Your dad is so proud of you, he
talks about you all the time. (Turning to Niles) Who's your friend?
Martin:
Now what's wrong with you? I told you 'bout my other son.
Bonnie:
Of course! What am I thinking? Nice to meet you, Eddie.
Martin:
The Coyote?
Frasier:
And how did you earn that honourific?
Niles:
It was quite the merry ride. It evolved from Niles to Nilesey to Niley
to Nile E. Coyote, and now simply The Coyote.
Shangri-La
pals: Aaaaoooooooo!
Niles:
Just when I thought it couldn't be refined any further.
Martin: Look Frasier, I know you meant well, but if you ever set me up again, I'll kill you in your sleep.
Niles:
All week long, I have been getting less coffee and more foam in my cappuccino.
It's about time for someone to raise a little hell. Who's on steamer duty?
Frasier:
That hulking fellow Thad, the one who doesn't react when his arm touches
the steamer nozzle.
Niles,
turning away from Thad: Where is that suggestion box?
Niles:
This is a nightmare!
Frasier:
I know, I know - I've got to find some way to tell Dad.
Niles:
I have to watch the Superbowl??
Frasier:
Dad would never deliberately hurt Joanna by standing her up. He is first
and foremost a gentleman.
Martin
(entering): I saw Roz so I hid outside in case that old gas bag of a mother
was with her. Well, I guess she wasn't, everybody's still awake!
Niles: Oh, the Superbowl AND a date? Hot diggity!
Roz:
What, you mean like in forty years, if neither one of us finds someone
Frasier:
Exactly, we'll marry each other.
Roz:
I was gonna say kill each other.
Frasier:
Well, six of one...