Perspectives on Christmas

Martin: Nothing is cherished quite so much as the gift of laughter.
Frasier: If you want that "Highway Patrols" bloopers tape, you're going to have to buy it yourself.

Niles: I want to really hear you attack the note.
(Martin sings.)
Niles: Sometimes the note sees the attack coming and retreats.

(Martin's viewpoint)
Niles: Oh, that's awfully dangerous Daphne, standing under that mistletoe!

(Daphne's viewpoint)
Niles: Oh, that's awfully dangerous, Daphne, standing under that mistletoe! A piece could fall into your eye.

(Daphne's viewpoint)

Niles: First of all, I can see you're upset, so c'mere. (Hugs her.)

Niles: In times of a crisis, someone must step forward and be a hero. Today, that man is Niles Crane. Tomorrow it will be my dry cleaner, Mr Lee.
Niles: Not to worry, I landed in a nice soft puddle of grease. People? Lady with my coat?