Martin:
Nothing is cherished quite so much as the gift of laughter.
Frasier: If you want
that "Highway Patrols" bloopers tape, you're going to have to buy it yourself.
Niles:
I want to really hear you attack the note.
(Martin
sings.)
Niles:
Sometimes the note sees the attack coming and retreats.
(Martin's
viewpoint)
Niles:
Oh, that's awfully dangerous Daphne, standing under that mistletoe!
(Daphne's
viewpoint)
Niles:
Oh, that's awfully dangerous, Daphne, standing under that mistletoe! A
piece could fall into your eye.
(Daphne's viewpoint)
Niles: First of all, I can see you're upset, so c'mere. (Hugs her.)
Niles:
In times of a crisis, someone must step forward and be a hero. Today, that
man is Niles Crane. Tomorrow it will be my dry cleaner, Mr Lee.
Niles:
Not to worry, I landed in a nice soft puddle of grease. People? Lady with
my coat?