Roz:
On line four, we have Ted, who's feeling a little bit disconnected.
Frasier:
Go ahead, Ted. (Dial tone) Well, I hope Ted appreciates irony.
Roz: Even the best birth control method is only effective 99 out of 100 times. I can't beat those odds!
Frasier:
And as what literary character will you be attending?
Bulldog:
Waldo. From "Where's Waldo"! (Frasier looks stunned) He's like in 16 books!
And you call yourself well-read!
Roz:
I'm Oh, from the Story of Oh.
Everyone:
Oh.
Roz:
It's gonna be a long night.
Gil:
Oh my! What a delectable medley of fromaggian splendour. You must try one.
Martin:
Mmm... cheesy!
Gil:
Mm, yes, cheesy. Le mot juste. It must be glorious to have such a happy
knack for clarity & concision.
Martin:
Yep.
Gil:
I'm the last of the Mohicans!
Martin:
Oh. Well, the mystery's solved.