Halloween

Roz: On line four, we have Ted, who's feeling a little bit disconnected.
Frasier: Go ahead, Ted. (Dial tone) Well, I hope Ted appreciates irony.

Roz: Even the best birth control method is only effective 99 out of 100 times. I can't beat those odds!

Frasier: And as what literary character will you be attending?
Bulldog: Waldo. From "Where's Waldo"! (Frasier looks stunned) He's like in 16 books! And you call yourself well-read!

Roz: I'm Oh, from the Story of Oh.
Everyone: Oh.
Roz: It's gonna be a long night.

Gil: Oh my! What a delectable medley of fromaggian splendour. You must try one.
Martin: Mmm... cheesy!
Gil: Mm, yes, cheesy. Le mot juste. It must be glorious to have such a happy knack for clarity & concision.
Martin: Yep.
Gil: I'm the last of the Mohicans!
Martin: Oh. Well, the mystery's solved.