First Date

Frasier: The man was a ghoul, he used to hide his glass eye in my marble bag.
Martin: I knew you remembered him!

Niles: Is he the one who used to plop his eyeball into his mashed potatoes and say, "I'm watching what I eat"?

Frasier: You said you wanted to take the next step.
Niles: The next step! I was just hurled down the entire flight of stairs!

Frasier: Daphne is cooking dinner for your date with a fictitious woman. Why not just set a place for the March Hare and the Mad Hatter?

Niles: As long as I keep track of what I'm saying, nothing is going to blow up on me. (Answers door.) Phyllis!
Frasier: Kaboom.