Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven

Frasier: By calling her so many times, you give her all the power! You're much better off coming from a position of strength!
Niles: Don't pour that sherry on your shirt, it will stain.
Frasier: What?
Niles: Oh I'm sorry. I thought this was the portion of the afternoon where we give each other patently obvious advice.

Daphne: I've decided to make Grammy Moon's Sheeps' Head Soup. Don't worry, the name's a bit misleading. It's actually more of a stew.

Martin: I was thinking maybe we could put it over the fireplace.
Frasier: Yes, the fireplace, that's the first place I thought of too.
Frasier: A hippo cannot possibly be as repellant as a rabid matador killing an epilectic bull.
Roz: Was the bull wearing a pork-pie hat and fishing off a dock?
Frasier: Continue.

Frasier: I'm the most ungrateful son there ever was!
Martin: I can never do anything for my son!
Niles: No one wants to come to my party!