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Frasier's goodbye speech for the Happy Chef: Lee, you've stirred us with your passion, melted us with your charm, added spice to our lives. Now, as you whisk yourself away, let's not say goodbye but rather "tartar for now."
Roz: At least you stopped short of saying, "I'll be fricaseeing you."
Niles: Would you mind not talking about it a little less loudly?
Niles (reading): 'Frasier never seems to get enough at mealtimes. He's nearly twice the size of Niles, and often, when he thinks I'm not looking, steals his brother's food.'
Frasier: All it takes is stealth, cunning, and the keys to the door.
Niles: She didn't change the locks, she changed the dogs!
Niles: Do you know what this means?
Frasier: Our mother named us after lab rats.
Daphne:
Dr Crane, are you all right?
Niles:
Just a little hot. And foamy.