Frasier:
Niles, guess what thriving Seattle night spot is closing its doors!
Niles:
Roz, you're moving!
Frasier: I'd order him [Martin] a crab cocktail, but I'm afraid the irony would be lost on him.
Frasier:
Les Freres Heureux!
Niles:
The Happy Brothers! It's homey, but just hard enough to pronounce to intimidate
the riff-raff!
Niles: When people hear the name "Niles Crane," I want them to think "big souffle."
Fraiser: Nobody's asked to do anything any of us hasn't done before in our own kitchens in our own homes! Now Niles, quick, kill five eels!
Niles:
How do you suggest I do that?
Frasier:
How should I know? You're the chef! Throw a toaster in the damn tank for
all I care!
Martin:
Hello, Happy Brothers restaurant. Table for two? Sure. Smoke-damaged or
non-smoke damaged?
Frasier:
You know, we could tell people he died in the explosion.